Santa, Maybe?

My parents have never told me that there’s no Santa Claus.

And I’ve asked.

A lot.

I started to ask because other kids said that there wasn’t a Santa. That Santa didn’t exist. That not only did our parents create this massive lie, they were actually the perpetrators of the ruse. And they were all, every one of them - co-conspirators. Hot co-conspirators. With mini marshmallows.